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Jmd123December 17th, 2009, 10:11 pm
Oscoda, MI

Posts: 2457
ha ha ha i will post all the haiku i want any time any where and you cant stop me and if you try you liberal scumbag i will have THOUSANDS of japanese people writing haiku on this site and we will over load it and then youll be sorry just you wait nobody tells me what to do ha ha ha

Jonathon, channelling a certain 7 - no, make that 5-year-old
No matter how big the one you just caught is, there's always a bigger one out there somewhere...
Jmd123December 17th, 2009, 10:26 pm
Oscoda, MI

Posts: 2457
There once was a fellow named Jason,
The trout of Alaska he was a chasin',
He said one day "Hey you!
I said on this site no haiku!
And now it's a BAN you are facin'!"

So this Jonathon fellow says, "Hey!"
What have you against haiku anyway?
I do not understand
Why you consider it banned
And I don't even get a say!"

To which Jason replied, "Hey Jon,
This is my site you are on!
I don't have to explain
Why it is you must refrain,
And that is why all haiku is GONE!"

"My dear Jason I must protest,
If not haiku, then why all the rest?
You may be partial to limericks,
And I know this is how you get your kicks,
But why haiku do you so DETEST?"

"I've heard enough from you Jon!"
He said the next time he was on.
"I happen to own this site,
And it is well within my right,
To say now it is YOU that is GONE!!!"

:oD
No matter how big the one you just caught is, there's always a bigger one out there somewhere...
MartinlfDecember 18th, 2009, 4:59 pm
Moderator
Palmyra PA

Posts: 2998
Cool Jonathon, you're providing lots of cover for my above offense. Oops, did I reveal myself as an out of the closet haiku poster? Well, with enough civil disobedience perhaps we'll get the laws changed in time.
"He spread them a yard and a half. 'And every one that got away is this big.'"

--Fred Chappell
Jmd123December 18th, 2009, 6:12 pm
Oscoda, MI

Posts: 2457
Louis, how about if I create a second user name that's somewhat more obscure than my intials, then serruptitiously (did I spell that right?) post random haiku on the site? Think we can sneak a few in under Big Brother's nose?

Jonathon
No matter how big the one you just caught is, there's always a bigger one out there somewhere...
MartinlfDecember 18th, 2009, 7:16 pm
Moderator
Palmyra PA

Posts: 2998
Oh, you are bad, Jon.
"He spread them a yard and a half. 'And every one that got away is this big.'"

--Fred Chappell
Jmd123December 18th, 2009, 7:46 pm
Oscoda, MI

Posts: 2457
I told you, I did it in a trout stream! Defiled the sacred waters!! Unfortunately, I couldn't get her to do it again with me - she said something about seeing the traffic crossing the bridge slowing down the first time...

Jonathon

P.S. I should write a limerick about that incident for Jason's benefit (and to keep him distracted - shhhhh).
No matter how big the one you just caught is, there's always a bigger one out there somewhere...
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