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KroilFebruary 29th, 2008, 7:05 pm
Coastal NJ

Posts: 34
There once was angler named Dave,

Who kept a dead whore in a cave,

He would say with a grin,

As he wiped off his chin,

"Just think of the money I'll save."
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. - Jack Handey

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